Buff!! Long day but team tardis smashed it again. #DoctorWho this season is gonna be a #corker! (x)

Buff!! Long day but team tardis smashed it again. #DoctorWho this season is gonna be a #corker! (x)

meowmeowpurring:

The Cornetto Trilogy - Interactive Screenplays [X]

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

wearewholockians:

"You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up ‘genocide.’ You’ll see a little picture of me there, and the caption will read, ‘over my dead body!’" -The Tenth Doctor

'Being a fan doesn't mean being there from the start… It means being there 'til the end.'

The siren call of old habits

novakangelwings:

Get To Know Me Meme; [1/5] Favorite Female Characters → Amelia “Amy” Pond

"Hello, old friend, and here we are. You and me, on the last page. By the time you read these words, Rory and I will be long gone. So know that we lived well, and were very happy. And above all else, know that we will love you, always. Sometimes I do worry about you, though. I think once we’re gone, you won’t be coming back here for a while, and you might be alone, which you should never be. Don’t be alone, Doctor. And do one more thing for me. There’s a little girl waiting in a garden. She’s going to wait a long while, so she’s going to need a lot of hope. Go to her. Tell her a story. Tell her that if she’s patient, the days are coming that she’ll never forget. Tell her she’ll go to sea and fight pirates. She’ll fall in love with a man who’ll wait two thousand years to keep her safe. Tell he she’ll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived, and save a whale in outer space. Tell her this is the story of Amelia Pond, and then is how it ends."

"I do vocal warmups all morning. Martin has started to do them as well, even in scenes when he doesn’t say anything. He might be taking the piss."

Benedict Cumberbatch. Getting prepared for sherlock. Ozcon (via benaddictmindpalace)

D’you know the big problem with a disguise, Mr. Holmes? However hard you try, it’s always a self-portrait.

Doing an experiment. Reblog if you have an OTP.

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

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sicktodeathoflogic:

i-dreamed-of-infinity:

evenheroescanbeblind:

guardians-in-the-tardis:

percabeth-is-endless:

derpiest-boy-alive:

If you don’t reblog…

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If you don’t have at least one OTP I don’t know what you’re doing on tumblr tbh

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i even ship ships in fandoms i dont evenn know

Don’t you mean several OTP’s?

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I have an OTP per fandom, but I have two Superior OTPs.